Are u sick of people complaining about gas prices, the weather, politics, or their hip hurting? Give them something to really bitch about by getting the last word.

You always want to get it (The Last Word, that is) but you usually end up biting your tongue and just walking away (you sissy). It's usually not until later that day, you're lying in bed rehashing the day when all of a sudden you come up with that great line you SHOULD HAVE said...too late now, eh chief?

Let us help! With "The Last Word," you can tell someone how you really feel (even days later!). Send this unique (and hilarious) gift to that special someone that needs a good kick in the ass. These life-sized hands represent everything you've ever wanted to say to them but haven't.

The Last Word is a custom made, hand-crafted gift for all occasions. They are made of solid plaster, sealed for durability, and mounted to a high-quality walnut base (ya' know, for that upscale FU). We provide anonymous delivery that includes a personalized message from the sender. The Last Word is securely packaged in a box with crinkle paper padding (you even get to pick the color). Rest assured, the recipient will laugh, cry, and maybe think twice about being such an asshole.

We are now taking pre-orders for the first shipment of "The Last Word." Order yours now!

Just to let you know - this product is completely hand crafted. You will be getting a complete original, one of a kind gift. Due to the nature of the plaster, your gift may have small imperfections. Rest assured these imperfections do not compromise the structure of the product, and are for the most part, simply cosmetic. We do out best to produce the highest quality product, but in case you're worried, we just wanted to let you know.